Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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