that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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