Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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