I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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