i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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