the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
