I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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