He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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