I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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