Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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