See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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