ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
either way he was missing a nipple.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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