We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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