i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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