You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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