I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
smell my finger.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Terrible idea I love it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
