He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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