So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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