You surviving the open bar?
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
