i think i have two assholes
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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