That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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