I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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