I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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