I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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