I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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