But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I need help removing her.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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