Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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