After last night, I could never be a politician.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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