Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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