He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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