so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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