found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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