I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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