ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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