Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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