Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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