I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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