I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
