I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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