do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The best revenge is premature balding
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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