...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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