She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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