We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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