You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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