Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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