I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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