so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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