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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
my poor anus
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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