my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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