Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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