Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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