watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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