omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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