Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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