Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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