accomplished twins. life is a go
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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