You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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