i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
